The only real walking simulator.

It’s no secret to anyone that Death Stranding really became a phenomenon almost immediately after its announcement, and later continued to collect a concentrated hype around itself and its creator, with which the gaming industry never knew before before.

Where only the reflections of the beautiful Ibala Kodzimsky we did not see?

But blog “Seeds and beer“Again (for the first time) is in touch in order to once again score your brain with unnecessary information.

What’s the matter?

In one of the centenary interviews that Kodzimovich gave against the backdrop of the announcement of his game, when asked what genre belongs to Death Stranding A wonderful man replied that his game belongs to some completely new genre.
Time was rapidly, and now, a week before the release, an embargo was sleeping at the review. The Internet fell asleep from the game from journalists and bloggers, thanks to which we can now say without any doubt that it is ..

Courier simulator, or walking simulator.

It was difficult not to guess, the first gameplay trailer was still shown to us vividly to us. And then, in the stream of reactions, there were phrases like: “And this is the same new genre that Kodzishvili spoke about?”
Then there were still trailers, shit in some circles was seething more and stronger, Sabzh became more virus and virus, Keki/Lola multiplied exponentially, along with questions and doubts, type, Is the walking simulator to be something finally interesting in terms of gameplay? Phrases “New genre“, Thereby, it was no longer even close.

And so, the game came out. In terms of gameplay, she was really what she seemed, that is, the walking simulator.
But how new genre?
And most importantly ..

Is Cojima really fucking us?

Suppose we all understand that the phrase itself “Walking simulator” This is not a real genre, but rather Ironous designation some games. Moreover, today this designation began to carry some negative and neglect that you can understand.

What kind of games are these?

We have Vanishing of Ethan Carter, Gone Home, Firewatch, To the moon Here … also a bunch of everything, including yoba-crops, who at least butt.
But what is written in the “Genre” section of these games?

Why people do not call them quests And adventures? Probably because, firstly, the dick knows that in general there is such an “adventure game”, and secondly, some of these quests and quests are hard to name.

These specific phrases in the description of the game simply They will not say You about her enough, Unlike the ironic designation “walking simulator”, which, oddly enough, describes the gameplay quite exhaustively.

Fact: in most of these games leading Ltccasino.co.uk mechanics, and sometimes (almost always) and the only one, is a mechanic of movement. We do not shoot, do not fight, sometimes we hide and sometimes scare, but we mainly go. It is logical to call it a walking simulator, right?

But here we come to why this is not a real genre.

It is also important to say that the author in no case does not want to somehow lower these games. I love the same to the Moon and Edith Finch with Firewatch, these are good games.
But what are they good?
Plot? His presentation? Location design? Music?
Perhaps all this together. But There is nothing here. It doesn’t seem to you?

Have you ever thought about walking in such a “walking simulator”?

Let’s take this to clarity, take the Schuer genre:

We shoot, wow, we constantly shoot, as we walk in the walking simulator, what is the difference? The difference is that one of the key points of the game in the shooter is the feeling of shooting, which is made into the official name of the genre. Shooting is the mechanics that really determines the genre. A player with this mechanics is always on a short leg. He can say: “How can Kaifovo shoot … I will make another 18 thousand Strikes …”

But at least once, when playing the “walking simulators”, the thought came to your mind: “Ah, how to walk here …”?

But…
So then it means?
What does it mean to be a walking simulator?

To answer this question, you should understand in order with the phrase itself.

Car orphanages, aircraft systems, farmer simulators, goose simulators, goose simulators, all this. Really. Simulators.

Some time ago we even had football simulators, and then a casino simulator sewed in them.

Returning to our “simulators”.

What Remains of Edith Finch – Not a simulator.

More precisely, this can be a simulator, but rather a tourist simulator in the museum.
We look, we listen, we plunge into the narrative. If these games imitate something, this is the experience of an observer, wandering through a kind of gallery of images and stories.

Walking all this has the most indirect attitude, And to better understand this, let’s move on to the definition of walking.

It would seem that what, about, about walking, we, the old people, should know everything thoroughly.
We are walking masters!

We know about the complexity of muscle activity firsthand. But suppose, purely hypothetically, that we sometimes leave the house at least to the Magaz for beer.
What do you feel? It gets dark in the eyes? The smell “Mishon Faled” scores light? Legs … what is the legs? Why am I lying at the door to the magnet? Where is the chair!?

See how it is not easy?
So, all this is difficult, REALLY Complex Yalda, in absolutely all games (especially in those we are talking about), is presented as “Well, you’ll pull the papilla forward a little, yeah, oooooo, good oooooo”.

Somehow it does not particularly resemble the suffering described just above.
And this means that we can draw a fairly clear conclusion:

Walking simulators are actually not simulators of walking! After all, they do not imitate walking and playing in them, we will not feel that the Lord left us.

That smoothly leads us to the culprit of the celebration.

All the game that I rubbed you here, all these Irrefutable Evidence that the phrase “walking simulator” all this time was a deception to gain classes, all these phonetic analysis of words and so on. All this led only to the phrase:

Shyngys then, not fucking.

After all, in Death Stranding, Oh gods, there is everything that allows you to call this game not just a simulator, but

Real
Simulator
Walking

And it’s cool. You know why? Because it is not just a real simulator, it is also THE ONLY ONE In its own way.

His Majesty the Buryat soul burdens to us, Stylaam, because he not only muddied plausible walking in his game, so he also recreated the most familiar situation with a list of purchases from his grandmother, when you check all the points with a billion kulkov, packed with Lavravtov’s horror, while experiencing a terminal, while worrying around the terminal The stage of tachycardia.

Make a lyrical digression and return for a moment in Skyrim.