G-FORCE (2009): Review

Mighty Jedi, Incredible Neo, Brave Spider-Man, Cold Crounder Altair, Brutal Marcus Phoenix, Silent Gordon Freeman-You think these are real heroes? G-Force cartoon guinea pigs-this is the indicator courage lead! The animals, like a Christmas tree with jewelry, are hung with futuristic espionage technique, at the sight of which some “children of spies” drip saliva of poor animals.

Developer team from Eurocom More recently, I gave the world Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. Not even a month has passed since their new creation was born-Arkada based on the G-FORCE animation tape, which was called “Mission Darwin” in Russia. And Darwin would not have any mission, if not for the genius who taught him and several more ordinary guinea pigs to talk in English and use high technologies. An advanced uncle did this for a reason, but by order of the US government. As a result of his work, animals were prepared for the implementation of the most difficult special operations where an ordinary person was not able to cope.

And then the villain found him, eager to seize power over the world. The scoundrel revived various household items and set them against all of humanity (since the animals work on the FBI, they are among people and are no less at risk of being clogged/frozen/fried/crushed/poisoned/…). The coffee shops began to spit with poison, the fire extinguisher flew and browned the surviving with a light, the desktop fan turned into a jumping meat grinder, computer “mice” acquired a scorpion and began to sting the USB-shatter, and the system unit finally soaked an unfair administrator, grew mechanical legs and turned into a kind of terminator. He calls for the aid of blue spiders, shoots a blue energy clock and creates an explosive wave. The presence of an antivirus program on board will clearly not hurt such a patient. But she’s at hand at the protagonist of the game-Darwin’s rodent-just there is no, and you have to fight the old fashioned way: to beat the rebel on the motherboard. It is apparently reinforced with him, and it is necessary to take as many as four blows until he is closed and explodes. Just in case, stock up on an ax or sledgehammer – look, your system unit will come to life and start to bite!

Stands out with the revived technology Darwin using another technique, and more precisely, high technologies. The same system unit is beaten by an electric whip, which at the time of the blow creates a special device on the paw of the protagonist. As soon as the waves of the whip stop, it disappears. Rifle weapons, like a galvanic whip, appear in a split second, laying out everything from the same wonderful gadget on the right “hand”. In addition to blaster and its variations, quite interesting samples are found. Using the Nanohaker device, the enemy can be turned into an ally for a while. He will fight on your side, however, without great enthusiasm. To make a friend from a strong enemy will not come out, such an opportunity was blocked in advance by the authors. And even if an ordinary enemy turned to hit, he will remember everything in an instant! But it doesn’t matter, because in the reserve there is a device scanning adversaries and important objects, giving comprehensive information about their vulnerable places and the purpose of certain things.

New weapons are mined in autonomous kiosks for chips that fly out in a myriad of enemies and all kinds of drawers, placed everywhere. The whip is also modernized, additional ammunition is acquired, all sorts of improvements are established, and the location map and the coordinates of the location of silver disks are bought, which open access to new upgrades.

Move not only on your Two Four. Winrolla.co.uk Often you need to make small flights with a reactive satchel fixed on the back of Darwin. He will help to overcome the abyss or pass a section with radiation, climb to where it is impossible to jump or overcome the small segment of the path with a sprint-cut. With the help of jetpak, it is allowed to soar in the air for a short time, and fade into hostile equipment. Opponents fighting in close combat will be in impotence to watch a guinea pig and wait for it to fall in order to try to score the brave man for a very, last to death. And the villains would easily succeed if it were not for the reserve of lives in a rodent. When one of them is depleted, the “lead” resurrects nearby at the expense of the other. Well, if everyone is spent, welcome to the download menu.

And they will have to use it very rarely. It would seem that this is good, since the game was created with an eye on the younger generation, which does not want to try to go through the same situation ten times. But in the Darwin Mission there are many interesting puzzles that children who students in elementary school will not be able to decide, or will be tormented for a long time in search. It turns out that it is too difficult to solve the rebels to the kids, and they are just right to older users, but the battles are very simple. For all twelve hours spent on the passage, I had to “load” only a couple of times.

Despite the fact that Darwin is a secret agent, there is practically no secret action. Only occasionally there are episodes where it is desirable to circumvent green lasers or surveillance chamber, otherwise anxiety will turn on, and the lot of enemies will wake up. Little assistant to the hero will help to blow such areas. Try to guess who it is? Mechanical dragonfly. Her dimensions and the fact that she hits endlessly in the air, makes a fidget right a wand-rush. She is able to climb into places inaccessible to the rodent. For example, fly through ventilation into the room where you need to get, and unlock the door from the inside. But how she does not die, flying past the fan?

Very simple. This is not an ordinary dragonfly, but a mechanical, created for secret operations. She knows how to slow down the flow of time and fly around the most difficult traps. In addition, the craftswoman is equipped with small lasers with which she damages some samples of technology and neutralize surveillance cameras. The baby is strong, like an ant, and can bring the key-card weighing two to three times more. She does all this under the strict leadership of Darwin, that is, under your control. It is allowed to fly to any distance, but the connection with the dragonfly is lost after a minute or two. In addition, it will not work everywhere, since many walls have a magnetic protection system that eliminates the assistant when approaching. If one flyer dies, another appears, and no one interferes with attempts until the result is achieved.

A five -year -old child is guilty of creating a film and games. Once the boy brought a guinea pig home and told his father how cool it would be if these animals could be soldiers. Since the pope was called Hoyt Yetman (the owner of numerous awards for achievements in the field of visual effects), and by profession he is a director, the idea found its embodiment in an animated tape for $ 85,000,000.

People on locations, except for an introductory episode, are not found. Here the developers were a little too lazy, and the curiosity did not force the curiosity for a long time. In the very first use of a dragonfly, it is necessary to steal a key-card from under the nose in two people. No matter how much meltees in front of them, at least rush into the very middle of the eyeball and with frenzy, burn your eyes with a laser – zero attention, pound of contempt.

The creators of the film equipped the guinea pigs with a night vision device (neither give nor take, stolen from Sam Fisher). The authors of the game were required to make a guinea pig the same as in the film. The need to use the device was absurdly fastened. The developers deliberately stumbled into five dark narrow ventilations, which is impossible to pass without infrared vision. At a different level, fatal races are embodied on peculiar vehicles. This is perhaps the most interesting element of the Darwin Mission. It is a pity that to ride with a breeze and passing explosions, shooting obstacles and monsters, they will only give a couple of times five times a couple of times.

Apparently, when a contract was concluded with the developers, it stated that the project should last at least a certain number of hours. Unlike Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs from the same studio, Arkada about the adventure of a guinea pig pleases only the first five hours, after which the old song begins about the main. The blades of monotony ruthlessly shine the soul of the user, forcing it to expire with disappointment. Instead of gifts, like combining several genres and actors, developers throw up tasks like “find, bring, turn off”, set old and not good “areas” at all, from which you can’t get out until you kill all the reptiles, and pump the situation with the place of action. Stay in a factory or in the Office of the Federal Tax Service, which is at the same factory is interesting, but not throughout the game!

The funny enemies raise the mood: a flying refrigerator firing crooks, bomb watches, headphones with iron paws, irons flooding fire, aggressive garbage buckets-because of this it is worth trying the “mission of Darwin” and … forget about its existence after a couple of days.

Pros: hero and his gadgets;Deeped household electrical appliances.
Cons: Truly great and terrible monotony, a cutting interest in the game after five hours spent in it.